exbutlinred82

That boy knows how to live.... Married at 106....see cruise ship thread. Love those lights!!

I am a dated old DJ so it don't matter.!! Quite fancy one of those LED ones.How much better than the old ones??Anyone got one??

Talking of Butlins....see cruise ship thread. I met Renato before he made number 1.He was a visiting cabaret to the Butlins Grand Hotel Scarborough when I was Senior Redcoat/Compere. He was a Nutter....but nice!!

Never looked at it like that before. Anyway...You can still have a Shandy....AT THE MOMENT!!

I have never not been paid and I leave it to the client to dosh me up before during or after I have done a fantastic job. All these rucks you have before you actually peform cannot create a very nice atmosphere between the client and you at the function.Most of my business is repeat business or recomendations....so most know the score!!

Cannons...LEDS....AAARRGGGHHH. Where and how does a MOBILE DJ get that Cheesey UV flourescent teeth and draws look. Tried some from Maplins....absolute joke!!

Ok Ray.....you genuinely have my deepest sympathy and i'm going to ask you to consider doing something which may seem impossible!! At the risk of making myself extremely unpopular i'm going to ask you to spare a thought for the other person involved.I doubt wether he will ever get over what he has done.Only a miniscule minority of us would actually get in a car and knowingly go out to kill or maim anyone. Before you all turn on me please be VERY VERY sure you have NEVER EVER accidentally or delibrately exceeded the speed limit because it may happen to you.If you have managed th

Cocoon/Timerider Is the tune Barnsley F.C come out to......Just thought you'd like to know!!Rousing stuff??? What tune does your team come out too??

I think the boy has got it!! If the Government can't be bothered to change a ridiculous speed limit on the motorways then I feel less inclined to stick to their other limits. If somebody talks :cense: to me some of the time I tend to think the rest of the time they are talking :cense: too. I will continue at my own speed slowing down past schools and built up areas but doing 85/90 on the Motorways like most others.(except when my partner is in the car.....bit neurotic!!). POST EDIT - Don't keep trying to bend the rules here either! :nono: 9) Do not substitute

Should we also deal with Speed Humps?? Probable conversation with Martian?? m= martian.....h = human m- Now let me see if I have this right?? h - OK m - Your governing bodies spend billions of your eathly credits making uprisings in your carriageways to delibrately cause billions of earthly credits damage to your means of conveyancing. h - Yes....this is correct!! m - You are indeed ...a very backward race. "They peel them with their metal knives........" Am I losing it???

I'm sorry but the limits are ridiculously low. If they gave us a chance I would adhere to it?? Hands up any DJ who has never bent the rules?? LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Both.....My friend... both!! Desperate times??

You'll probably end up not playing it Last week huge wedding. WHATEVER YOU DO MUST PLAY ... Goo Goo Dolls ...Notorious BIG.....Theme from Baywatch.....Same Jeans......(empty dance flloor) TOTAL 60 TRACKS. Word with the Bride...Can we ditch the MUST PLAY PLAYLIST. If you must. Cha Cha Slide....Macarena....Gimme Some.....70 Dancing. Hell....my favourite is Joe Longthorne at home.....but I wouldnt subject my wedding guests to it!!

Havin a good run at the moment!! Only got three points......9 is the norm for me!! Man....do I hate those speed cameras???There are loads of these new monitors going up warning you what speed you are doing round here.Invaraibly the person in front of me is in the red. SO ....How come YOU LOT don't always get clobbered like me??

Fortunately I've had a Pub who has agreed to take me on every spare Fri/Sat till Christmas.....how long it will last...not sure. Other than that ....even I can notice the lack of merriment this end of the year.....so far!!

Have you got that one with Hello in the middle.....you know the one I mean!!

I was devastated to loose the one I mentioned earlier to smoke fluid. I'd only had it six months.....It was a Warrrior.....about £300 with its own carry handle.

I agree Superstar. Maybe its the worst thread that has ever been put on here??

Ok chaps. Think you missed the spirit of the post.....never mind.Your Moulinex obviously has sliders displays and buttons....or maybe you don't call that thing that you plug into one end of your amp a mixer where you are??

What a fine robust hardworking piece of equipment this is. It never lets you down and has far more sliders buttons and displays than your fickle amplifier. I've only ever had to ditch one and that was because I spilt half a bottle of smoke fluid in it. Please.....show your appreciation......For Your Mixer!!

Jim I'm really sorry to hear this. I know I am the least security minded person on this forum.The other night I left my Estate Car with a lot of my gear in....unlocked??....AND with the electric windows DOWN on a public thoroghfare outside my house.It was an oversight.Nothing was taken. My partner constantly critiscises me for it.Would never nick nothing of no-one and consider everybody else the same....OBVIOUSLY NOT!! Don't get me wrong....I've had stuff nicked and know how painful it can be.I've always wanted one of them bins with a chimney on top for burning paper.

Jim.....is very good quick and fair. Would recommend him to anyone in Yorkshire or Lancashire

Has anyone ever on here ever had a booking from a Wetherspoons?? Do they have a total no music policy?? Their rise may be part of our downfall.How many of us receive follow on bookings from our local wet pub. "Its mi Missuses 50th Guv...." If I wanted to throw a party in Wetherspoons what would they say??Yep.....BUT NO DJ.

It looks like it was because the DJ hadnt played a particular track....when requested. What gets into people...this has happened a number of times to me. When I see the people next day...... Requester "I'm really sorry for grabbing you round the throat about Eminem Mate....I was really P@@@@@d. Me ....."Thats all right mate....Forget it" But its not alright is it?? If drink and music affect you that way.....stay at home!!

Enough said please!!??