Secret Disco

In the 80's i got asked for "Inspector Bill" ???????? Mel and Kim .....Repectable

The Gay Gordons................................what ?!!!!! :hphone:

Try The Steve Gibbons Band - Tulane. Great song and ever so popular with the jitterbuggers in the states when i was a lad............................. (Cue the Hovis music )

Isuzu Trooper 3.0td with a 8ft Loadlugger Trailer.......just the job !!!!

I moved from the west of Scotland to Northumberland and although i was doing mostly club work, it was still difficult to find mobile work as fillers. Here in Northumberland its slightly diffrent with i suppose a wider area to cover but they are still "Canny" with their money. I do a lot of weddings in the summer and Xmas / new year / Corporate parties for most of the Hotels so i suppose its steady work, but a big change from working in Scotland.

Do what i do and say to the old geezer that you cant hear what he's saying ......because the music really load...............arf arf THEN !!! as he raises his voice to scream a reply .....you whack the fader down leaving him ranting in silence............everyone looks at him...........................he leaves..............................more tea vicar!!!!!!

I once had a guy lean on my gear at a wedding i was doing last year. After about half an hour telling him to "Get orf !!!!" I simply went over and leaned on his wifes shoulders which took him 2.6 seconds to get over to find out what i was doing. I told him for each time he leans on my gear, I"m going to lean my head into his wifes ample busom...... I never seen him again ....he dosent write.....he dosent phone....ho hum !!!! ps I find a bare live wire straight from the mains directly over their hand does wonders.....especially when you have to prize them off the ceiling after t

Now that you have some experience, i would re-apply to Julianas simply because its still the best professional company around. I had some good years working abroad AND came back with some money. yee hawww!!!!!

I once got asked buy 2 blonde, hi-heeled babes for "Inspector Bill" I told them i had never heard of it..........In which they retorded "Its number one in the charts right now" Mel and Kim - Respectable. George Kranz - "Din Daa Daa" is another one that has you in fits of laughter when they ask for it..... Afrika Bambaata - Pumpinanny ( Dont go there !!!!!!!!)

I once bought a "Red Bull" at the racecourse in Newcastle whilst doing a function.........it cost me £3.80. Suffice to say i took the glass home with me. As for food, i always wait for the client to remind me to "get something if your hungry" Quote which USUALLY happens 9 times out of 10. The one that dosent ask......i always get a Kebab to stink the function room out with.....that'll teach em !"!!!!!!

I find a Plastic Baseball Bat onto the crown of the head is suffice........or take out your false teeth and drop it in their drink.....................I just must be getting too old for all the abuse from punters and simply "nip it in the bud" STRAIGHT AWAY. I remember a DJ in a Glasgow pub used to keep a "Live" wire straight out of the 240volt socket....and if someone started to touch his gear he would simply "Run" the end of the cable over their grubby little mits. Their wasnt a dry pair of pants in the house......................oh and i have a sick sense of humour i suppose.

It has to be Shania Twain....Man i feel like a woman (looped) into Diana Ross......... Chain Reaction

I take my hat off to you sir !!!! .........and a speedy recovery to you both.

Isuzu Trooper and 10ft Load Lugger for bigger shows.

If you dont want to pay my rate.......get someone else.....message ends.