scotty 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Good news for those that smoke apparently Gillian Mckeith (the squirrel) reckons crisps and fizzy drinks are worse than fags http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/533.gif Lets hope she chokes on a monkey nut http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Who here does smoke btw ? I dont drinking is my vice http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/beer.gif Scotty KING OF DISCOS We're what parties were invented for ! MySpace 'If anyone here hasnt enjoyed themselves this evening would you kindly raise your arm........, and slap yourself around the chops' Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 only passively Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I only smoke after sex Can't remember the last one I had No I don't smoke. .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE I only smoke after sex I never noticed http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/scared.gif Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Which part Bri ? Before of after the fag. Not that I'm calling you a fag or anything http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/whistling.gif .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
Kingy 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Looking at the above posts, I guess that Andy (ads) is still waiting for his first "fag"! No, I have never smoked. My pet hate actually. Never had a girlfriend who did either, despite seeing some really nice ladies out & about, as soon as they light up, I go straight off them! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/Protest_emoticon.gif Link to post Share on other sites
High Fidelity 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Watched her on telly the other night. If being healthy her way gives you a face & manner like hers, then I'll carry on as I am. Well Apart from the cigs. I'd love to give them up. Quitting Smoking & Drinking doesn't make you live longer It just feels like it. Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Only when i'm on fire Link to post Share on other sites
Eskie 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (Kingy @ Jan 6 2006, 09:15 AM) No, I have never smoked. My pet hate actually. Never had a girlfriend who did either, despite seeing some really nice ladies out & about, as soon as they light up, I go straight off them! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/Protest_emoticon.gif My feelings exactly. who the hell is Gillian Mckeith (the squirrel)?! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/533.gif never heard of her. Anthony Winyard Entertainment www.awe-dj.co.uk, Entertaining London & the South-East! Click here to LIKE The Funky Penguin on Facebook. www.facebook.com/awe.dj Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Geco 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE Only when i'm on fire Ba bom cha! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
mikeee 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Well, I gave up just before Christmas, the reason, to pay my mortgage off in 2 years http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif . I did read this morning that the sales of wriggles gum has qaudrupled http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/whistling.gif ..playing all the hits for you... ....whether you may be.... Why can't I see what i going on??? Link to post Share on other sites
desperatedan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 As of tomorrow I am a non-smoker !!! Me and missus both given up together rather than do the usual for new year we said wait a week and then go fo it so we have pencil date in dariy for this saturday, Having no gig helps as well as terrible for smoking on way home from gigs. Normally smoke loads to help me stay awake while driving. Got some patches here at the ready but may even attempt cold turkey to start with as I am fed up of paying the cost of ciggs we worked out if we are successful it will completly pay for our family all inclusive holiday in september. Dandy Discos & www.theweddingdjs.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE Well, I gave up just before Christmas, the reason, to pay my mortgage off in 2 years laugh.gif . I did read this morning that the sales of wriggles gum has qaudrupled whistling.gif Well done Mikeee, don't give in to the temptation at this stage for ANY reason. Good luck Desperate DAN! Link to post Share on other sites
FDDJ 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (mikeee @ Jan 6 2006, 02:30 PM) Well, I gave up just before Christmas, the reason, to pay my mortgage off in 2 years http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif Did you watch the progam on BBC 2 last night by any chance? "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change." - Charles Darwin <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Never ever smoked a cigerette in my life A cigar very rarely too .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
mikeee 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Steve. Look in to my eyes and you will pay me £250 to £300 for working in your pub. I'm going to watch the series to see if there is any thing new, and to refresh my memory on anything I've forgotten. Like the idea of NLP, we should all do that, then we should be able to get a grand a night without trying. ..playing all the hits for you... ....whether you may be.... Why can't I see what i going on??? Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Westcott 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I don't smoke, and neither does the wife. We never have. Does that make the kids less likely to, I wonder..... I hope they don't, but despite the overwhelming medical evidence we still see 13 year-olds lighting up and posing with cigs in their hands, as if it was still some kind of status symbol. All that rubbish going into immature lungs. Idiots. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/mad.gif Link to post Share on other sites
scotty 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (mikeee @ Jan 6 2006, 03:07 PM) Steve. Look in to my eyes and you will pay me £250 to £300 for working in your pub. I'm going to watch the series to see if there is any thing new, and to refresh my memory on anything I've forgotten. Like the idea of NLP, we should all do that, then we should be able to get a grand a night without trying. Kenny Craig anyone ? 19:00 "Ok your under" - Entertainer hypnotises audience and sits down to read a book. 00:00 "When you wake you will think you have seen the greatest performer ever you will tell all your family and friends that I am the best and to book me !" "Ok eyes open wide awake, your back in the room !" Maybe its not such a bad idea !!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif Scotty KING OF DISCOS We're what parties were invented for ! MySpace 'If anyone here hasnt enjoyed themselves this evening would you kindly raise your arm........, and slap yourself around the chops' Link to post Share on other sites
Steve_Mitchell 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 No don`t smoke, Makes your fingers yellow, teeth green , you stink of crap, your breath stinks, and you die anymore reasons? Steve 5 European cups and 18 leagues, that`s what we call history. Link to post Share on other sites
spinner 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (stevemitchell @ Jan 6 2006, 05:54 PM) Makes your fingers yellow, teeth green , you stink of crap, your breath stinks, and you die anymore reasons? Just a few of the reasons why I gave up 25 years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
jackwabbit 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 QUOTE (ADS Entertainments @ Jan 6 2006, 08:16 AM) I only smoke after sex If that’s the case Andy you need to slow down a bit, or use a better lubricant. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif No one in our house smokes even though our parents did. Link to post Share on other sites
scotty 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 QUOTE (Eskie @ Jan 6 2006, 01:15 PM) QUOTE (Kingy @ Jan 6 2006, 09:15 AM) No, I have never smoked. My pet hate actually. Never had a girlfriend who did either, despite seeing some really nice ladies out & about, as soon as they light up, I go straight off them! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/Protest_emoticon.gif My feelings exactly. who the hell is Gillian Mckeith (the squirrel)?! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/533.gif never heard of her. Shes some trout that presents a show about eating well and heath things... Click Me Taken from the article... QUOTE Oh yes. "Dr Gillian McKeith (PhD)", who has a peaktime Channel 4 series on "clinical nutrition", got her PhD from a non-accredited correspondence school in America and has never published any properly evaluated scientific research. Anyway im off for some real food im a bit peckish !!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/pizza.gif Scotty KING OF DISCOS We're what parties were invented for ! MySpace 'If anyone here hasnt enjoyed themselves this evening would you kindly raise your arm........, and slap yourself around the chops' Link to post Share on other sites
mikeee 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I could do with a burger now ..playing all the hits for you... ....whether you may be.... Why can't I see what i going on??? Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Westcott 0 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I'm just about to send the lad up to the top road to get us a chinky! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/thumbup.gif Could do to lose quite a bit of weight, but that'll keep 'till Monday. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Ben 0 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Kingy, I completely agree with you mate! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/amen.gif Ben Link to post Share on other sites
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