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Bohemian Rhapsody: the Indian remix


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Naan, just killed a man

poppadom against his head

Had lime pickle now he's dead.

Naan, dinner's just begun

But now I'm gonna crap it all away.

Naan, ooh, ooh

Didn't mean to make you cry

Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow

Curry on, curry on

Cause nothing really Madras.

 

Too late, my dinner's gone

Sends shivers down my spine

Rectum aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan, ooh, ooh

This doopiaza is so mild

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

 

[guitar solo]

 

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely

Very very spicy

Meat!

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a naan

(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me

He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

Stand you well back

'Case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolor yawn

I chunder

No!

It's coming up again

(There he goes)

I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)

Coming back again (up again)

Here it comes again.

(No no no no no no NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees

On his knees, Oh, there he goes

This vindaloo

Is about to wreck my guts

Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!

 

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby

Just had to come out

It just had to come right out in here.

 

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I've Heard this! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Some Bugger sang this on Karaoke one night, had us all in stiches!

(same bugger that nicked the disc, I think)

Hope it wernt 1 of you lot http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/sad.gif

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Made my day that has! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/thumbup.gif

 

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Some Bugger sang this on Karaoke one night, had us all in stiches

 

I'm gonna have to come and visit one of Paula's Karaoke nights!

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Theres a Wierd Al Yankovic version of bohemian Rhapsody aimed at Star Trek fans too.

 

And the video of Wierd Al Yankovic's "The Saga Continues" is an amazing version of "American Pie" with a good dig/tribute for "Star Wars: Episode One".

 

Star Wars fans may also wish to hear "Star Wars Cantina" by Weird Al too. (detoo)

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