paula 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) QUOTE oooh why?? You'll find out http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif the smooth talking..... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif .who resembles the axe man! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif You might be the lucky one I only got offerred to meet for a coffee & a burger! A BURGER! That aint gonna fill a hole! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/sterb188.gif Oh & he's very good at guessing your VS! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Edited August 11, 2003 by paula Link to post Share on other sites
The Spindoctor 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 QUOTE Oh & he's very good at guessing your VS! Mrs Spin thought he was quite nice, but he did keep buying her brandy and cokes! Spin Link to post Share on other sites
vamp 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 QUOTE (paula @ Aug 11 2003, 03:18 PM) QUOTE oooh why?? You'll find out http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif the smooth talking..... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif .who resembles the axe man! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif You might be the lucky one I only got offerred to meet for a coffee & a burger! A BURGER! That aint gonna fill a hole! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/sterb188.gif Oh & he's very good at guessing your VS! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif axe man!! LOL......whats is VS?? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/huh.gif (its prob summat obvious & i prob know what it is when u say it) hard day workin, so am a bit slow. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/sterb188.gif Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 Your sizes Link to post Share on other sites
vamp 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 QUOTE (paula @ Aug 11 2003, 06:17 PM) Your sizes oooh i see......mmm will be interesting to see if he can Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 I think he was a dressmaker in a previous life either that or an undertaker! Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted August 11, 2003 Report Share Posted August 11, 2003 And you find this corny chat up trick entertaining Paula http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif I think Esk and i need to get you to Scandinavia in a hurry http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 QUOTE I think Esk and i need to get you to Scandinavia in a hurry Not on a prob, I'm Reaadddyyyy...come and get me.... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 Are you self propelled or do we need a forklift ? Think we might pick up Shaun so he can try elk or polar bear, would make a nice change for him ,bless his little wooly socks http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 QUOTE Think we might pick up Shaun so he can try elk or polar bear, would make a nice change for him ,bless his little wooly socks ????? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif QUOTE Oh & he's very good at guessing your VS! Being as he is not here, 10??? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Paula,emm 8?? Maybe this is not a good idea guessing a woman's size http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/fear.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/fear.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif pauls gonna kill me http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/sterb188.gif SORRY http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 Experience says alway say size 8 or 10, woman who are size 12 want to think they look like a 10. Isn't that right girls ? .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 QUOTE Maybe this is not a good idea guessing a woman's size Aint it you guys that normally say size doesnt matter!!!!! STop this now I can feel an evil streak coming on.. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/188.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 right paula! Size is only important to Men!!! But they have always been crap at guestimating.... you know how long they think 6 inches is dont you! WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 and yes we men are concerned about size, our six inches may be pathetic but what about you women? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Its no fun putting it into a space the size of yer average barn door either! Shaun i thought you might like to sample the wild life in Norway instead of the sheep http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/042.gif I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
vamp 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 QUOTE (djcs59 @ Aug 12 2003, 09:20 PM) and yes we men are concerned about size, our six inches may be pathetic but what about you women? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Its no fun putting it into a space the size of yer average barn door either! Shaun i thought you might like to sample the wild life in Norway instead of the sheep http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/042.gif blimey, a barn door??? that is big http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/fear.gif Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE you know how long they think 6 inches is dont you! Oh yes! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE Its no fun putting it into a space the size of yer average barn door either! Yikes thats a bit harsh...ooo nearly wrote Hard! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE Its no fun putting it into a space the size of yer average barn door Barn door?? Maybe if you paid them,or they had been around the barn a few time's. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE Shaun i thought you might like to sample the wild life in Norway instead of the sheep Wild life??, do you all have http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif the size of barn door's?? 6 inches?? you gorls still wouldnt be happy with a 13 inch-LOL http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/dj.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Hey give the girlies a break guys!, I mean you have to feel sorry for them, since giving birth must be like trying to stretch your top lip over your head!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/1087.gif Link to post Share on other sites
vamp 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE (Dj SBD @ Aug 13 2003, 04:36 PM) QUOTE Its no fun putting it into a space the size of yer average barn door Barn door?? Maybe if you paid them,or they had been around the barn a few time's. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE Shaun i thought you might like to sample the wild life in Norway instead of the sheep Wild life??, do you all have http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif the size of barn door's?? 6 inches?? you gorls still wouldnt be happy with a 13 inch-LOL http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/dj.gif its all very well having a big http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif but 9 times outta 10 the guy cant get it hard fully incase of passing out cos of blood flow http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/1028.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE (Chris_Pointon @ Aug 13 2003, 05:51 PM) Hey give the girlies a break guys!, I mean you have to feel sorry for them, since giving birth must be like trying to stretch your top lip over your head!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/1087.gif That would be easy if they were the size of barn door's-LOL http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE Size is only important to Men!!! Is it?? do you mean the size of their ti http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored.gif s?? Hand full is lovely- http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif any bigger, waste of time. NATURAL ALL THE WAY http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE its all very well having a big but 9 times outta 10 the guy cant get it hard fully incase of passing out cos of blood flow True, so whats the point in having it that long?? Do you really need that much?? (Unless your a horse-DJCS,just for you m8-LOL http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif ) surely you'd be walking round like chris after a vindaloo? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE True, so whats the point in having it that long?? Yes, its not like its a new pair of shoes or something that you can show off at parties is it?? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif - unless it's the type of parties which Shaun hangs out at http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif but at the end of the day you don't have much choice in the matter. QUOTE but 9 times outta 10 the guy cant get it hard fully incase of passing out cos of blood flow So that's why I feel faint in the Morning!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif I get the feeling i'm going have to password protect this thread soon, it's getting like Karen's problem page in here! Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE I get the feeling i'm going have to password protect this thread soon, it's getting like Karen's problem page in here! Funny how topic's change from an innocent hello,to a conversation on anatomies (sp) QUOTE Yes, its not like its a new pair of shoes or something that you can show off at parties is it?? - unless it's the type of parties which Shaun hangs out at LOL, how do you know that?? was you the old woman with the flowery dress, in the front row???-LOL,only joking http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE but at the end of the day you don't have much choice in the matter. Yep, guess some are just lucky http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE True, so whats the point in having it that long?? Do you really need that much?? I guess what Shaun is trying to say is that his aint well ****! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Even though I'd like to say more I wont.....for the time being! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/221.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/221.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE I guess what Shaun is trying to say is that his aint well ****! and you would know a?? QUOTE Even though I'd like to say more I wont.....for the time being! funny that, so would I http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/188.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/221.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/221.gif -only joking paula Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
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