ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 12, 2003 Report Share Posted August 12, 2003 Okay you've heard all the boy and girl bands until you felt sick (Sorry Dan!), You've bought the Fast Food Rockers and Cheeky Girls with gritted teeth...but now we've reached the bottom and got a real bum deal http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/363.gif Yes, somebody has actually released a single all about........ KYLIE MINOGUES BUM!!!!!! I kid you not! Called "Ode to the bottom", this track is rapidly getting cult status and even radio airplay, and you can download it legally on MP3 and For FREE!. Click the link below to go to the official download site:- ALLAN VAN DARC - ODE TO THE BOTTOM!! Let me know what you think! Here's to the bottom………………Of perfect dimension Here's to the bottom……………… That's Gripping the nation Here's to the bottom……………… Our sheer inspiration Give to the bottom ………………A standing ovation Link to post Share on other sites
The Spindoctor 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 Well why should all the clubs and radio's have the fun. Drop the guy an email and tell him about this site and that we're all going to shamelessly plug it at Gigs far and wide. (It was'nt that cheesy either) !! Spin Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 ..and just when I thought Id heard it all! WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
Euphonics 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 AND I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND........ Gonna drop him a line to get the accapella and do a remix.... what fun Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE (Euphonics @ Aug 13 2003, 02:21 PM) AND I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND........ Gonna drop him a line to get the accapella and do a remix.... what fun don't forget to drop me a line when you've re-mixed it, and i'll post it for download on the forum if you wish! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 13, 2003 Report Share Posted August 13, 2003 QUOTE Called "Ode to the bottom", this track is rapidly getting cult status and even radio airplay, and you can download it legally on MP3 and For FREE!. Why would you wish to download that???, no wonder it's free Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
Euphonics 0 Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 I think fame has gone to the artists head, he hasnt replied. Then again he might have gone on tour. ROFLMAO Link to post Share on other sites
Dj SBD 0 Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 The "artist" was on liquid news yesturday, and he's french http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Hi everyone ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 The more I hear it the more it grows on me (The track Not Kylie's bum!) sounds like a cross between Modern Talking and the Pet Shop Boys. Apparently its being played in all the holiday resorts abroad at the moment so if you've still yet to take your holidays - there's one good excuse to stay at home!. Link to post Share on other sites
Dj_Kray 0 Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 QUOTE (Chris_Pointon @ Aug 14 2003, 05:43 PM) The more I hear it the more it grows on me (The track Not Kylie's bum!) sounds like a cross between Modern Talking and the Pet Shop Boys. Ooooh Kylie's bum http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wub.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/thumbup.gif Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 14, 2003 Report Share Posted August 14, 2003 looks like you lot have bumbarded this thread...... ! WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
Euphonics 0 Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Mr Van d'Arc (ode to kylies bum) has replied to me, allthough I think its an automated responce as he didnt say much about my request, but I thought you would be interested in the reply, as specially as he has released a video, although there is no link on his site http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/blink.gif Here's what it says :- Van d’Arc Towers, Friday 15th August 2003. Hey, Thank you so much for your message ! I can’t believe the worldwide reaction to ‘Ode To The Bottom’ - since Tuesday I’m being whisked from TV studio to TV Studio all over the place, it’s really hilarious. Funniest of all, tonight I had to tell my dad (who is French and very ‘proper’) of what I’d done before it hits the news over there !! (‘wat doo yoo meen ze botome ov keeleeminog ?’). I’m in talks with record companies to release the song (since everybody wants to get their mitts on it!). You know, it’s soooo weird because I’d been sending song after song to record companies for so long only to be royally ignored, and now all of a sudden they all want to be my best friends...It’s a funny world !! Anyway, if you want to help, the best way is to BOMBARD radio stations, TV channels, newspapers and record shops with requests for the song ! Have you seen the video yet ?? I filmed it the other night in my kitchen using a PEACH (well, a nectarine actually) instead of the famous bottom – what a laugh. If you happen to be in London on Sunday (after tomorrow) why don’t you come along and say ‘Hi’ ? I’m having a big Sing Along party at Speakers Corner, Hyde Park, 11am (this is a place for ‘Free Speech’ where every nutter in the land have their say, so it’s quite appropriate!). Bring your friends, learn the lyrics, bring pictures or banners of The Bottom if you can and let’s have fun – I will be giving away free peaches !! Take care, don’t forget to let me know where/when you heard the song/the story and spread the word !!! Here’s to the bottom ! AvA www.vandarc.com Link to post Share on other sites
The Spindoctor 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 OK you lot following on from Ode To The Bottom, I have just got my hands on another piece of cheese which love it or hate it you will be playing shortly.... Remember I warned you about Fast Food Rockers....... Well clubs and pubs all over Europe are now playing this following track to all our holidaymakers and we will be getting it shortly.. Dj BoBo Chihuahua!! Its awful..................but I love it! Spin Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 sin... that is a great tune..........! Glad to see you kept your hands off kylies bum!! WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
Euphonics 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Just listened to it. Got a mambo feel to it, and I reckon it will get in the top 5 in our charts. Link to post Share on other sites
Dukesy 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Actually DJ Bobo is very clever. Heard his remix of Radio Ga Ga - it's very well produced for it's time. Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 just working out a dance routine for chiwow... cant spell it! Reckon you guys should do one for kylies bum!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 QUOTE Dj BoBo Chihuahua!! What fool would make a song about a Dog??. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif I have heard it on the Local Radio, and suddenly had this urge to do a "Thelma & Louise" off a high cliff http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/blink.gif Yeah, it's crap - so bound to make top 3! QUOTE Reckon you guys should do one for kylies bum!! How about an Ode to Karen?? Link to post Share on other sites
The Spindoctor 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 QUOTE How about an Ode to Karen?? Wot an Ode To Karens bum???????? huh????? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
kazzachi 0 Posted August 18, 2003 Report Share Posted August 18, 2003 Behave yourselves! At least he said ode and not odour!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif WE LOVE KAREN, AND IT'S GREAT TO HAVE HER BACK !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Link to post Share on other sites
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