madpup 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." Â The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California." Link to post Share on other sites
Corabar Steve 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif Steve... Mad bad & dangerous to know Better to study for one hour with the wise, than to drink wine with the foolish. The opinions of Corabar Steve are not necessarily those of Corabar Ltd or any of it's subsidiary companies <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
tonyj 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 oh yes............ http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif Member of The Musicians Union "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work." Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh Audio Man 21 0 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Very good! I like that! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
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