Jump to content
Dj's United

Recommended Posts

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."

 

Â

 

The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
>
http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif

Steve... Mad bad & dangerous to know

 

Better to study for one hour with the wise, than to drink wine with the foolish.

 

The opinions of Corabar Steve are not necessarily those of Corabar Ltd or any of it's subsidiary companies

 

<a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a>

 

Link to post
Share on other sites

oh yes............ http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif

Member of The Musicians Union

 

 

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work."

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...