Never Argue with a Woman

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Never Argue with a Woman

 

 

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.

 

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

 

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn't that obvious?’)

 

 

 

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

 

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

 

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. "I'll have to take you in and write you up."

 

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

 

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

 

 

 

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

 

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.