madpup 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Friday joke from me and yes it's a dirty one, would you expect anything else? A man and his wife were having sex one day when their 5 year old son walked in on them. The little boy asked his father, "Dad, what are you doing to mommy?" The man thinking quickly said, "Remember how you always wanted a little brother, well I am putting one in mommy for you. " The little boy was pleased with his response so he retreated back to his room. The next day the man came home from work. He saw his son sitting on the porch crying. The man asked, "Son, what are you crying about?" The little boy replied in tears, "Remember how you said you were putting a baby brother in mommy for me ?" "yes," said the Father. "Well, the Mailman ate him this morning!" Link to post Share on other sites
djwesty 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 keep them coming http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/notworthy.gif andy Link to post Share on other sites
gunslinger757 0 Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 this is rude too Little boy walks in on his mother in the bath. "whats that mum?" he asks innocently pointing to his mothers bits. his mother somewhat embarresd answers quickly "oh darling, thats where daddy hit me with a chopping axe". "what a shot "replies the little boy, "right in the fanny" Virtually starved and out of ammunition 2 Para finally surrenderd at Arhnem. German Officer :"I have fought many battles including stalingrad, and yet have never met men so skilled in city fighting - where did you learn this?" British Officer: "Well it was our first time, but we'll try to do better next time" Link to post Share on other sites
NineLives 0 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Little Johnny Jokes Page Link to post Share on other sites
vibemobilediscos 0 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/thumbup.gif VIBE Mobile Disco's A professional Service For all ages and occassions Link to post Share on other sites
otronics 0 Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 OK, call me a http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/censored2.gif , but I DON'T GET IT! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/sad.gif Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas. Professional Mobile & Radio DJ PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked Tel: 07835 485535 Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk www.otronics.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
boogiebootsdisco 0 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 I will have to remeber that one...however, I must choose the appropiate gig... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif www.boogiebootsdisco.co.uk www.ajay-online.com www.kkj-studios.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
otronics 0 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Still don't get it!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas. Professional Mobile & Radio DJ PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked Tel: 07835 485535 Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk www.otronics.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
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