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Friday joke from me and yes it's a dirty one, would you expect anything else?

 

A man and his wife were having sex one day when their

5 year old son walked in on them. The little boy asked

his father, "Dad, what are you doing to mommy?" The man

thinking quickly said, "Remember how you always wanted a little

brother, well I am putting one in mommy for you.

" The little boy was pleased with his response so he retreated back to his

room.

 

The next day the man came home from work. He saw

his son sitting on the porch crying. The man asked, "Son, what are you

crying about?" The little boy replied in tears, "Remember how you said you

were putting a baby brother in mommy for me ?"

 

"yes," said the Father.

 

"Well, the Mailman ate him this morning!"

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this is rude too

 

 

 

 

Little boy walks in on his mother in the bath. "whats that mum?" he asks innocently pointing to his mothers bits.

his mother somewhat embarresd answers quickly "oh darling, thats where daddy hit me with a chopping axe".

"what a shot "replies the little boy, "right in the fanny"

 

 

Virtually starved and out of ammunition 2 Para finally surrenderd at Arhnem.

German Officer :"I have fought many battles including stalingrad, and yet have never met men so skilled in city fighting - where did you learn this?"

British Officer: "Well it was our first time, but we'll try to do better next time"

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OK, call me a http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/censored2.gif , but I DON'T GET IT! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/sad.gif

Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas.

 

Professional Mobile & Radio DJ

PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked

Tel: 07835 485535

Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk

 

www.otronics.co.uk

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I will have to remeber that one...however, I must choose the appropiate gig...

 

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Still don't get it!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif

Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas.

 

Professional Mobile & Radio DJ

PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked

Tel: 07835 485535

Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk

 

www.otronics.co.uk

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