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I can't help thinking this picture deserves a caption competition:

 

http://www.seda.org.uk/images/AH_Pete_Tong.jpg

 

It's Pete Tong holding an Allen and Heath mixer faceplate signed by a load of DJ's which is being auctioned for charity, full details are on the SEDA news page.

 

 

Oh, and before you ask, there is no prize, it's just for fun http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif

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has that citroen picassco robot been up to his old tricks again?

Virtually starved and out of ammunition 2 Para finally surrenderd at Arhnem.

German Officer :"I have fought many battles including stalingrad, and yet have never met men so skilled in city fighting - where did you learn this?"

British Officer: "Well it was our first time, but we'll try to do better next time"

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"Despite the multiple functions of each control, the Allen and Heath engineers have managed to design a clear simple user interface."

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"When I said that I'd give my right arm for this, I didn't mean literally - anyone know how I can wash this blood off my shoulder?".

 

or

 

"Tune in to next weeks show, when we'll be holding the competition for a unique "open" A&H mixer, with no faceplate".

 

 

or

 

 

"Exhibit F: This is all that was left of my mobile rig - I only turned my back for a moment"

 

 

or

 

 

"After I said that I didn't believe that she really had a taxi booked for 10 mnitues time, she went berzerk with an eyebrow pencil - she graffiti'd me shirt, me mixer, me roadie..."

 

 

or

 

 

"Heres why next time I do my nephews birthday party, I will give in to the requests for Crazy Frog"

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Its all gone a bit Pete Tong

Ner ner ner ner... ner ner, ner can't touch this.

 

My biggest influence was Vera Lynn and I enjoy winding down with my cat - tabetha whilst listening to bing crosby playing on the gramophone.

 

... You wish ....

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"And remember, when handling 2nd hand sheet metal, the edges are razor sharp, you could easily loose a fing... OH....could you pick that up for me please..."

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Are these captions meant to be funny or just bore people?

Ner ner ner ner... ner ner, ner can't touch this.

 

My biggest influence was Vera Lynn and I enjoy winding down with my cat - tabetha whilst listening to bing crosby playing on the gramophone.

 

... You wish ....

<br>Buy and sell advertising www.adsbay.co.uk </center>

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QUOTE (Tom @ Jul 12 2006, 01:29 PM)
Are these captions meant to be funny or just bore people?

lol http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/rolleyes.gif

 

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Its all gone a bit Pete Tong

Should clearly be the winner though http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/thumbup.gif

Anthony Winyard Entertainment www.awe-dj.co.uk, Entertaining London & the South-East!

 

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QUOTE (Tom @ Jul 12 2006, 12:29 PM)
Are these captions meant to be funny or just bore people?

ooohh, hark at her!!

Virtually starved and out of ammunition 2 Para finally surrenderd at Arhnem.

German Officer :"I have fought many battles including stalingrad, and yet have never met men so skilled in city fighting - where did you learn this?"

British Officer: "Well it was our first time, but we'll try to do better next time"

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"So anyway, that's the last time we're inviting Edward Scissorhands on the Essential Mix ... "

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This is the new 'Hot Mix' Mark up panel. Just place over your exsisting mixer panel

(please state name and model number of mixer when ordering).

One for every mix. It's Simple to use, just scribble the pots and fader positions. Stay within the Law. No part recording of tracks and illegal recording. Guaranteed a perfect mix every time.

 

As used by Pete Tong.

 

Jimbo

Digital Fusion Entertainments

 

Bose L1 system user.

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"Pete tong has spilt with his long time mixer. She did however, leave him a note"

Virtually starved and out of ammunition 2 Para finally surrenderd at Arhnem.

German Officer :"I have fought many battles including stalingrad, and yet have never met men so skilled in city fighting - where did you learn this?"

British Officer: "Well it was our first time, but we'll try to do better next time"

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.......and after 25 years of service, Mr Tong, at his retirement, was presented with.......

..playing all the hits for you...

....whether you may be....

 

Why can't I see what i going on???

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  • 2 weeks later...

this is all that is left of my set up after watching england at the world cup http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/wallbash.gif

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