How many forum members..............

[tonyj 0]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

 

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

1 to move it to the Lighting section

 

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

5 to flame the spell checkers

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[brianmole 0]

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How many DJ's does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1,2......1,2.......1,2.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

[Steve_Mitchell 0]

Taxi for Mole!!

 

Very good gentlemen.

[Welsh Audio Man 21 0]

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it does actually take 2 DJ's to change a lightbulb, learnt that after helping a DJ who couldn't, due to his big hands! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif

 

Just thought id "put my foot it" http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Gary 0]

Ah.... that description above involves 179 forum members - good thing that we've got 3500 members - so we can have 19 discussions at once. No wonder the little forums get into so many e-fights. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

However, I think that some members and their response are missing from the above list:

 

 

How about:

 

1 Member to post that in his terrible, dark, unlightened past - he too used to use lightbulbs just like all the others - then he saw the light and is doing really really well by not using lightbulbs any more - and pitys those who still do.

 

1 member reappear from nowhere and back-up all the comments made by the member above.

 

518 members to say that you cant have a disco without lightbulbs and that lightbulbs from elsewhere wont work here.

 

1 member to say that 518 members are too scared to try DJ'ing without lightbulbs and that the 518 members are all too lightbulb-driven rather than service driven

 

1 lightbulb to join up after the discussion has faded away and post that in his terrible, dark, unlightened past - he too used to use lightbulbs just like all the others - then he saw the light and is doing really really well by not using lightbulbs any more - and pitys those who still do.... and is happy to tell other people (for a fee) how to make their own alternative to lightbulbs...

 

1 member reappear from nowhere and back-up all the comments made by the member above.

 

 

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[Kingy 0]

And 1 to change the lightbulb to new fangled smaller LEDs...... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/whistling.gif

[Dale King 0]

And 1 to somehow involve the Bose L1 system in the debate.

[EdBray 0]

QUOTE (Dale King @ Sep 6 2006, 03:53 PM)

And 1 to somehow involve the Bose L1 system in the debate.

There had to be one http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/nono.gif

[andyw 0]

when the debate is over there will be a fanfare played by

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the royal filament orchestra http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/Protest_emoticon.gif

[wayne_uk 0]

And one smart ar$e to point out the bulb has not blown, it was the fuse

[Paul Smith 0]

QUOTE (Dale King @ Sep 6 2006, 04:53 PM)

And 1 to somehow involve the Bose L1 system in the debate.

Ah I see someone is missing the Bose L1 being mentioned on the forum - would you like me to start a new topic http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

In reply to the original subject - one

[brianmole 0]

and 1 who may have tried to publicise a free event of benefit to his colleagues, but someone else thought it was too much as it may not have been in his area.

[EdBray 0]

Now Now Brian, behave http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/nono.gif

 

Perhaps you should have offered to pay their petrol as well http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

Eddie

[robbiedj 0]

You all missed the one who asks if it is covered by PLI, is it an H&S hazard and should there be a 1st aider in attendance. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif

 

 

I hope the light was PAT certified. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

However did anyone check that the meter hadn't run out?

 

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[CRS1 0]

How many old soul boys does it take to change a light bulb....

 

 

 

 

 

None!!!!

 

As they all prefer the original version!

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry had to post my favourite sound check joke.... Every set up..... How sad!

 

Unusually this is my first post on DJU so Hi to all, I hope we can get to know some of you on here.... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

 

[Andy Westcott 0]

How many DJs does it take to put in a light bulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just one, but it takes the entire Accident & Emergency crew to get it out.... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Dream Catchers 0]

Are American lamps 110v or 240v?

 

Jim http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif

[andyw 0]

the more people that helps the better,i was always told many hands make light work

welcome to the dju crs1.com

andy

[ian . 0]

How do you market your lighbulbs?

What makes Andy Wescotts bulb better than andyw's?

Does your lightbulb do this job fulltime?

Is the lightbulb coming to the next SEDA meeting?

 

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