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Our Traditional Father Christmass actually wears a red suit due to an advertising campaign by coca-cola in 1931.

 

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A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

 

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Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

 

(And your just being picky over the Rhythms thing tongue out icon)

 

 

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Grrrr.......

 

 

Right... :wall:

 

 

Lets skip forward 549 years then, shall we...

 

Countdown is now whizzed forward to....

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...99....

 

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(and counting...)

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"Computer games don't affect kids,I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc

 

 

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Interesting fact - I've recently sold my laptop and Kam dual Cd deck / mixer and bought the Denon HD2500 with the Denon 4500 CD drawer and X500 mixer.

 

Used it for the first time this weekend and tore up the dance floor - just liking mixing with proper CD drives rather than the usual crappy dual CD's.

 

Highly recommended!! :-)

 

Jose Saavedra

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Web: http://www.mjsevents.com

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confussious he say "man who go to bed with itchy :moon: wake up with smelly finger. :hide: ok ill get my coat.

IF IT MOVES, FUNK IT.

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There's no way I'm posting on this thread..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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,.... :damn: , didn't mean to do that smile icon

Educating the young in the ways of the old

 

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Directory Enquiries

 

Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.

Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'

Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.

 

 

 

tongue out icon

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Extract from my book of useful sayings, regarding driving:

 

"it is better to miss by a yard than to hit by an inch"

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999,967 will be the price of a gallon of petrol by the time we finish this thread.

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Well, I had a turn ( a funny turn)

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They don't call me Krazy for nothing! Krazy by name - Krazy by nature !!!

Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cabinet!

K K Disco

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Man wo go to bed with stiff problem will wake up with solution in hand.

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The number of times dancing queen has been requested :dan+ju:

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand....we would be that simple we couldn't!

 

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999,964 Man who pay's no attention to post 32 isn't funny :joe:

now i thought that was funny tongue out icon :dan: :toot:

 

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Did you know that 45% of people use statistics to prove something.

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