supersound dj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,950 Did u know Steve wets himself when he washes? Link to post Share on other sites
Dream Catchers 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Why do they do shampoo for dry hair? It's always wet when you wash it! 999,949 Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! 999,948 Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,947 The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on Link to post Share on other sites
supersound dj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999'946 If I was born in March and have a birthday in February?How can that be?(answers on a postcard Please) Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! 999,945 Link to post Share on other sites
KrazyKaz 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,944 If I was normal, I wouldn't be me! They don't call me Krazy for nothing! Krazy by name - Krazy by nature !!!Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cabinet!K K Disco Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,943 Is it weird in here, or is it just me? Link to post Share on other sites
Dream Catchers 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) If I was born in March and have a birthday in February?How can that be?(answers on a postcard Please) A town called March! 999,943 Is it weird in here, or is it just me? 999,942 Do you really want an answer :bouncy: Edited May 29, 2008 by JimBoylan Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye! 999,941 Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,940 Never lie when the truth is more profitable Link to post Share on other sites
supersound dj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,939 Yes there is a town in cambrigeshire called March Why do people over 65 ask the dj if theres a volume control , but never ask for it up(They dont like it up em Mr Mannering) :bouncy: Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999,938 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it Link to post Share on other sites
Ste Owens 0 Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 999, 937 If you cant beat em... cheat. Stephen Owens Entertainments Office: 01704 897078 Mobile: 0782 8270 854 Web: www.stephen-owens.co.uk Email: Monkey-business-disco@hotmail.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
gadget 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999, 936 What was this thread about again? (and why am I being moderated after changing my email address??!! :dan+ju: ) DJ David Graham Tel: 01204 537716 / 01942 418415 Email: hello@djgraham.co.uk FB: http://facebook.com/djdavidgraham Web: [under construction - it really is coming soon :)] Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel (dont tell mr brown) 999,935 Link to post Share on other sites
supersound dj 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,934 If all brides are beautiful where the hell do ugly wives come from? Link to post Share on other sites
KrazyKaz 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 Yes there is a town in cambrigeshire called March Yep, I live in that town called March 999,933 They don't call me Krazy for nothing! Krazy by name - Krazy by nature !!!Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cabinet!K K Disco Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,932 It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Link to post Share on other sites
supersound dj 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,931 If you cat beat em......................Its no good joining a sado massakist group. Ok I cant spell kinky buggers. Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,930 It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken Link to post Share on other sites
NRG Roadshow 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,929 reasons to be thankfull after you have had a bout of the squits and you actually manage your first proper fart afterwards and you realise the nightmare is over (I speak from personal experience over the last couple of days :Thumbup: ) Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! 999,928 Link to post Share on other sites
Mattaious 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999.927 Woman at Bingo last night - Which game you playing first House or Line? :wall: Link to post Share on other sites
jukeboxdj 0 Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 999,926 Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water Link to post Share on other sites
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