Paul Smith 0 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. tongue out icon Link to post Share on other sites
KrazyKaz 0 Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 :bouncy: They don't call me Krazy for nothing! Krazy by name - Krazy by nature !!!Age doesn't matter, unless you're a cabinet!K K Disco Link to post Share on other sites
llcooljoe 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 I like No 7. :Thumbup: I am whatever you say I am Link to post Share on other sites
expresbro 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough. :Thumbup: :Thumbup: :Thumbup: Link to post Share on other sites
jamminroadshow 0 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Some of them must be real they can not all be jokes. Off to repair the car now wheres that hammer <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
otronics 0 Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Excellent Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas. Professional Mobile & Radio DJ PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked Tel: 07835 485535 Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk www.otronics.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
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