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1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

 

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

 

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

 

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

 

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

 

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

 

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. tongue out icon

 

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Some of them must be real they can not all be jokes. Off to repair the car now wheres that hammer

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Excellent

Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas.

 

Professional Mobile & Radio DJ

PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked

Tel: 07835 485535

Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk

 

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