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May sound a bit prudish but I wouldn't. I'd probably get too embarrassed if there was any attractive naked young ladies and the thought of being in a room with naked men doing the YMCA makes me feel a bit ill.

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Not a problem for me as once i was bet a £100 (for charity) to dj naked others donated during the evening & we got over £900 by the end

Must say that the building was cold that night tongue out icon

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Not a problem for me as once i was bet a £100 (for charity) to dj naked others donated during the evening & we got over £900 by the end

Must say that the building was cold that night tongue out icon

 

 

 

£900 to buy the end ehh.....hmmmm i want to keep mine :hide:

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Now about those Spy satellites...

 

 

 

What the heck...yes, sure.

 

 

 

 

 

How about this though...assuming that its a good crowd, out to enjoy themselves etc,etc,etc...are there any songs which you'd think about DEFINATELY playing, or definately NOT playing, or any of your usual announcements / crowd interactions which you would do/not do/adjust, taking into account the the lack of any clothing - both theirs and yours.

 

 

 

* I'm thinking that the lines on the floor for the Rowing boat song would definately HAVE to be boy, girl, boy, girl from one end to the other...oar else.

 

 

 

* Same goes for The Conga and The Locomotion...

 

 

 

* Have the lights up a bit brighter whilst the line for the buffet is progressing past the buffet table - dont want the girls grabbing the wrong sausage rolls...heck...turn the lights down more than usual...

 

 

 

* Distribute protective eye goggles before playing "House Of Pain: Jump around"...or YMCA.

 

 

 

* Move the umbrella stand well away from the dancefloor before playing "Lets Twist again"

 

 

 

* Check out the air conditioning system to see exaclty how cold it can go...ensure that all the hot disco lights are only focused on the dancefloor, for a full dancefloor all night.

 

 

 

 

 

Any others?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes although such events/residencies are rare. Much more preferable if it was an all-Girls night though!

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As long as I didn't have to go naked too, yeah no problem at all. Being an ex art student I've drawn dozens of naked bodies. I think I seen it all, and drawn it all, so seeing a load of naked people shaking their bits would be pretty tame for me.

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As long as I didn't have to go naked too, yeah no problem at all. Being an ex art student I've drawn dozens of naked bodies. I think I seen it all, and drawn it all, so seeing a load of naked people shaking their bits would be pretty tame for me.

 

Fair comment.

 

I think the twist would be funny, along with jump style and march of the mods! smile icon

Not so sure about the slowies. ;thumbdown:

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NADJ = Naked Association of Deejays?

 

http://www.dj-community.co.uk/photo/data/media/1/1.jpg

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I'd forgotton about that one. Former moderator!!!

 

I was going to say "Tina - she's singing nutbush...."

 

I'll get my coat. tongue out icon

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NADJ = Naked Association of Deejays?

 

http://www.dj-community.co.uk/photo/data/media/1/1.jpg

 

 

MY GOD!! would you look at those socks what an embaresment!!! tongue out icon

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Not so sure about the slowies. ;thumbdown:

 

It's called the Erection Section :dan+ju: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: tongue out icon

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Why can't I see what i going on???

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