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Yeah I have been invited before, didnt go, cant dance.

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Last New Years Eve I was dragged to the dance floor by a young lady who became my shadow for most of the night. Was one of the few gigs I done by myself. Usually I have my Roadie with me who looks uncannily like me and most people assume he is my son which is my excuse for not having more young ladies falling at my feet. Roadie is nearly 6ft tall and has been dragged away a few times though.

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As regards to the dancefloor was invited once. Was an 18th. Declined and this lass went on and on and on saying but when you have a full dance floor like that, do you ever want to dance?!

 

I was once offered to go to the toilets... by a male... I was more embarrased than anything. He thought I had been eyeing him up, dunno where he got that from...

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i did an 18th once and popped outside for a fag quite late in the evening. outside i found the birthday girl who was telling her mates about a nipple peircing that she had done. next minute she turns to me, gets her **** out and asks me what i think. being the polite person that i am, i replied positively, went back inside and got paid by her dad for doing the disco.

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I was once offered to go to the toilets... by a male... I was more embarrased than anything. He thought I had been eyeing him up, dunno where he got that from...

Classic :bouncy:

 

I think I have only gone on the dancefloor once, it was in 1981 and I ended up marrying here, then got divorced from her in 1998, now if only I had stayed behind the decks, how much happier my life would have been :joe:

 

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Do I get invited onto the dance floor?

Occasionally, yes, usually by ladies in their early - mid twenties, although I decline simply because I look a little like a fat, drunk daddy long-legs caught in a web when I dance...

 

Plus I have to operate the equipment... tongue out icon

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stupid question !!!! I live in scandinavia tongue out icon :love:

I will try anything,once!

 

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Errr.....No!! I am to dancing what 'Vicki Pollard' is to style and sophistication........ :joe:

The ONLY time I should get up and dance is at kicking out time - guaranteed to empty the place!

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No, I've never been asked to dance. Probably coz I give off a "you are kidding right?" vibe.

 

I get photographed alot by both men and women while I'm working though. Don't think they've quite seen anything like me before.

 

I wouldn't have time to dance anyway, too busy working. :joe:

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im normally dancing behind the decks anyway, so its very common for a Lady to catch my eye and drag me onto the dancefloor. My young apprentice is always on hand to keep the flow of music going, hell my Girlfriend is normally around too, she knows its all harmless fun!

 

You know what they say about Men who can dance..... :p

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I get invited up virtually every night - I never accpet, mainly because I can't dance. Sometimes thought the young lady in question gets invited behind the decks instead :dan+ju:

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have been a few times and accepted providing i had the right mix on and long enuff :Thumbup:

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We invite ourselves - lots of in front and behind deck dancing goes on

 

Our front of decks Grease Lighting goes down a storm and Kev does a mean MC Hammer running man. My Bez is classic, very true to the original and much coveted and our synconised zombe dance to Thriller is a must.

 

Oh yeah Kev does his robot to everything - even Abba.

 

We can't dance and look like complete jockey's but it gives everyone else the confidence to get up and join in as at least they know they can't be as bad as us.

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when invited to dance i never decline ( just press the green button on vdj for it to auto mix).....although i have been equated to an armadillo on heat. Also, when the occasion is right, I grab the radio mic and go dancing and get the party rocking (I'm sure people join me out of sympathy really!)

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It's all down to the breathing Sandy :fear: :bleh: :yuck:

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What does an armadillo on heat behave like?? tongue out icon

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I have them form an orderly queue, normally by colour of hair, blondes first, although I have been know to get them to line up in alphabetic order.

.....but what do I know ?

 

 

 

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at kids parties I dance with the kids anyway, so don't need to be asked.

 

at a 60th birthday party we did a couple of weeks ago, I was asked if I would dance with them and show them the moves to cha cha slide, macarena & saturday night etc.

 

Always dancing in front and behind the decks ( so to speak)

 

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have been asked but as alot of people on here cant dance and would prefare to spend time mixing anyways

 

dancing for me ispretty much just foot tapping to the beat maybe a little bounce just to keep in the beat

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