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A few years ago my friend Simon was at our house.

He was saying to my ex-wife that he had been visiting his twin SISTER.

My ex asked him if she was his identical twin LOL, not happy with just showing she was mentally challenged just the once, after explaining that a male couldn't have an identical female twin, she proceeded to ask him if he ALSO had a twin brother :joe:

 

I'm happy to say that she is my ex and no longer related to me.

 

What have people said to you without first engaging their brain?

 

Jim

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A few years ago my friend Simon was at our house.

He was saying to my ex-wife that he had been visiting his twin SISTER.

My ex asked him if she was his identical twin LOL, not happy with just showing she was mentally challenged just the once, after explaining that a male couldn't have an identical female twin, she proceeded to ask him if he ALSO had a twin brother :joe:

 

I'm happy to say that she is my ex and no longer related to me.

 

What have people said to you without first engaging their brain?

 

Jim

 

I'm stood behind the decks, 300w of dance music blaring out, the lights are doing an impression of Blackpool illuminations and a dumb punter asks me if I'm the DJ :pro: priceless

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I'm stood behind the decks, 300w of dance music blaring out, the lights are doing an impression of Blackpool illuminations and a dumb punter asks me if I'm the DJ :pro: priceless

 

At this point, the correct answer should be;

"Yes, are you the 'entertainment' for the birthday boy?" :devil:

 

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What have people said to you without first engaging their brain?

 

 

"Can I inspect your laptop?"

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' I do'

 

 

:scared:

"The voice of the devil is heard in our land"

 

'War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left, and you wont win this war.'

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