High Fidelity 0 Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 I was thinking the other day about the various jobs I've had in my 38 years of working and noticed a startling link between the majority of them. Apprentice Steel Fabricator/Welder Steel Fabricator/Welder Barman TV & Audio Engineer Guitar/Vocalist Shop Assistant Coach Driver Bus Driver Wedding Photographer Taxi Driver Computer Technician IT Support Analyst Mobile DJ Can you spot the link between them all except the first two? They're all Customer Service Jobs http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/fear.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wallbash.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wallbash.gif I'm off to find a Psychiatrist. Who in their right mind would spend there whole working life trying to please customers http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/stupid.gif Quitting Smoking & Drinking doesn't make you live longer It just feels like it. Link to post Share on other sites
otronics 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wallbash.gif Good Lord! Get out quick! Oliver Head, OTronics Media Services Ltd, Covering Wiltshire, Somerset, Dorset and surrounding areas. Professional Mobile & Radio DJ PLI (£10m), PAT and DBS (Disclosure) checked Tel: 07835 485535 Email: enquiries@otronics.co.uk www.otronics.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Wages clerk Actor male escort waiter bartender manager agent teacher football coach dj I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
Dukesy 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Male Escort? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/scared.gif Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 (edited) A polite way of saying it ! One summer in France and it financed a damn fine motorbike ! Edited December 10, 2004 by C.S I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 OK, see if you can see a pattern forming here: Computer engineer Computer engineer Computer engineer Computer engineer Computer engineer Computer engineer Hey, it's either a 1 or a 0... Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Schoolboy Prefect Factory Labourer Production Operative (Dogsbody) Counsellor Electronics - ATE Operator Electronics - QA Inspector Electronics Engineer Technical Buyer Purchasing Manager Sound & Lighting Retailer (And hated every single one of 'em http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif ) Also A Mobile DJ since around the time that I was old enough to get a paper round http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE (CS) male escort QUOTE (CS) Actor I've made the connection.... You were a 70's Porn Star! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/boff.gif Link to post Share on other sites
DJshaggy 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Well im only 20 but heres my list Mcdonalds http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif I worked in sales with Daimler Chysler and worked on the marketting side for the Crossfire Debt managment DJ/Musician and now i work as a quantity surveyor http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/fear.gif I think Mcdonlands was my fav though http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif If it aint got that Swing, it Dont mean a thing!! Link to post Share on other sites
tonyj 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Glass Collector Barman Quantity Surveyor Estate Agent Blockbuster Store Manager Civil Servant and a part time Dj thru it all.................. Member of The Musicians Union "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work." Link to post Share on other sites
jackwabbit 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Porter in cold storage. Forklift truck driver. Bus conductor. Bus driver. Drug pusher http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/scared.gif . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(No not that sort! I was a porter in a drug factory pushing pallets full of drugs around) http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/whistling.gif . . . . . . . Security Guard. Coach driver. Telephone engineer. (Still doing this 25 years later) Roadie for my son, (when the other job doesn’t get in the way) Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 (edited) Born a DJ http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif Saturday assistant Assistant Manager Manager Group Manager Area Support Manager Area Manager All in Bakery A 2 year gap due to illness Nightshift Manager (supermarket) Off again for 18 months General dog's body, (supermarket) Regional Support/Project Manager back in bakery http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif And my pattern is???? I've allways RULED the roost! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Now I think I'll take up CV writing for you lot. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif Edited December 10, 2004 by paula Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 QUOTE (Paula) And my pattern is???? I was going to say.......BUNS! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Discodunc 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Ok who's not surprised that Chris was a Prefect http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/whistling.gif Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Marky Marc 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Computer engineer, DJ, computer engineer, DJ now a computer engineer and DJ <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/bash.gif @ Djae http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/363.gif @ Chris http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
MadGutts 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 Well I have been: Schoolboy Hacker http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Prefect & Network Manager (and hacker) http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif SABRE Controller at local Sainsbury's (sounds far more glamerous than its reality!) Computer Engineer (field based) Retail POS Installation manager (Office and field based) Computer and Networking Engineer (back on the road - hate being in the office.. the boss knows what your up 2!) http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Oh, and alongside all of these DJ.. From Bedroom (when i was knee hign to the decks! and then in the clubs when i was 18... then on the road at 19 until now! Damn i'm feeling old now.... ..... Oh the good ol' days... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif The only UK number 1 record to contain in its lyrics the title of the song which knocked it off number 1 was... Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (lyric: "Mamma Mia")! The Forums Computer Nutter and expert! Discos, Lighting and Sound Reinforcement in and around Oxfordshire, Wiltshire, Gloustershire and Buckinghamshire etc... Special FX Entertainment Services Link to post Share on other sites
d6184r03 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 ok try this, lol http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/laugh.gif farmworker, washing up as a spotty teenager mechanic part time mobile dj If any body works out the link with them, well ya did betta than me, to be honest wish i never did mechanic's now, wish i did lighting tech! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/014.gif Dave --------------DAVE------------- D&J BEATZ ENTERTAINMENTS davetherave_624@hotmail.com Link to post Share on other sites
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