Gary 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 (add your own LIGHT-HEARTED meanderings here....) Why do punters come up to dance to a song when theres only 20 seconds of it left? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Dont notice it in clubs so i will say they dont I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
dfinn 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Same, whenever I put a song on they like they come up within the 1st 30 seconds of the song. Daniel Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Why do grooms still hang thier mobile phones off thier suits .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Why do taxi drivers ask you to announce their fare over 'the mic' once you have packed up? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif Why is there nothing left by the time I get to the buffet? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif Why does a bird in hand invariably :cense: on your wrist? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif AND Why does Cliff always bring out a piece of rubbish at this time of the year ? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 why do birds suddenly appear...? [insert quirky comment] Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Stewart 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE Why does a bird in hand invariably :cense: on your wrist? If I was you, i wouldn't take her out again http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/thumbup.gif Mobile Party DJ For Weddings Parties Corporate Events Covering London Essex Kent Sussex Surrey Bucckinghamshire Hertfordshire & Essex Link to post Share on other sites
tonyj 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 why is everybody leaving in 5 minutes??????????? Member of The Musicians Union "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work." Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 every time, you are near. [insert quirky comment] Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 tend to notice this when you welcome guests to join bride and groom for the first dance....guests either straight there on the dancefloor or wait for the song to begin to fade!!! Link to post Share on other sites
MadGutts 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 (edited) Why do people come up and ask : "have you got any R&B" then when you put some on, they don't dance... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/huh.gif "put something decent on" when the dancefloor is full!!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/huh.gif Why does it start raining when i'm packing up? and QUOTE Why does Cliff always bring out a piece of rubbish at this time of the year ? cos its the only time his records sell... mainly as presents ! finally (for now) Why do all the girls i know, have names that end with .JPG ??? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif Edited December 9, 2004 by MadGutts The only UK number 1 record to contain in its lyrics the title of the song which knocked it off number 1 was... Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (lyric: "Mamma Mia")! The Forums Computer Nutter and expert! Discos, Lighting and Sound Reinforcement in and around Oxfordshire, Wiltshire, Gloustershire and Buckinghamshire etc... Special FX Entertainment Services Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE why do birds suddenly appear...? First Day of the Debanhams Sale?? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE (MadGutts @ Dec 9 2004, 05:23 PM) "put something decent on" when the dancefloor is full!!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/huh.gif Now where have i heard that one before http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wallbash.gif (with regards to the hotel i'm regular at).....why does the hotel put out a buffet 20 minutes after the guests have eaten a 4 course meal and wonder why it doesn't get eaten http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif Link to post Share on other sites
ollygeorge 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 QUOTE "put something decent on" when the dancefloor is full!!!! Dito!!! Mobile Disco based in the Chew Valley & South Bristol Link to post Share on other sites
funkymook 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 and why can't some punters ever think of a song title rather than saying....'I dunno, just play something different!!!' http://www.indieretrodj.com http://www.souldisco.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
High Fidelity 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Wait till half an hour before the finish, then bring loads of requests. Quitting Smoking & Drinking doesn't make you live longer It just feels like it. Link to post Share on other sites
dj007 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 (edited) start playing at 8 but dancefloors empty until 11.30 then nearly everyone starts dancing and your finishing at midnight, and then comes those imortal words.... http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/alcoholic.gif oh go on please play one more record http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wallbash.gif Edited December 10, 2004 by dj007 IF IT MOVES, FUNK IT. --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- Link to post Share on other sites
Dukesy 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Why do they breathe? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Why do people not enjoy themsleves unless they are pi$$ed? Ooo, contraversial. [insert quirky comment] Link to post Share on other sites
jackwabbit 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 QUOTE (BigBen @ Dec 10 2004, 08:29 AM) Why do people not enjoy themsleves unless they are pi$$ed? Ooo, contraversial. They are not pi$$ed, they have had just enough liquid lubrication to get those joints moving. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Gary 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 and why do they request naff tunes for impossible situations . For example; from Tuesday night; Old bloke: Please can you play "Fleetwood mac: Albatross" its my wifes favorite record. Me: Yes, I should be able to play it near the end. Will you and your wife be having a nice dance to it later? Old bloke: Oh ur no, my wifes not here tonight, shes at another do. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/wacko.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Smith 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Why, just when I think I've managed to do a night without playing it, someone asks for the Cha Cha http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/censored2.gif Slide http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/533.gif PaulS Link to post Share on other sites
High Fidelity 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Why is the switch for the main lighting over the dancefloor always behind the bar, in another room, or even down the cellar. Quitting Smoking & Drinking doesn't make you live longer It just feels like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Discodunc 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Why do kids always ask for R&B and when you say "like what or who" They never have any idea. Ask em what R&B stands for and they rarely know that either. We keep plastic cutouts of the letters R and B now and just hold them up and say "yes". They usually go away then.(mumbling) http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif Dunc. Link to post Share on other sites
YourBigEvent 0 Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Or people who ask you 'What have you got ?' 'Can I look through your CD's' .....but what do I know ? Your Big Event Office:01803 813540 Direct: 0797 0717 448 e.mail:info@yourbigevent.co.uk Link to post Share on other sites
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