Hugmaster 0 Posted June 7, 2003 Report Share Posted June 7, 2003 Ok people, let's hear your favourite misheard lyrics. Here are a few to kick you off. Freddy Mercury, Living on my own - I get so lonely lonely lonely lonely yeah, got to beat some gits on the head. meatloaf, Bat out of hell second verse - Like a cilla black fan on a bike. bill Haily, rock around the clock, after the last instrumental break - When the clock strikes twelve we'll poo our pants. Destinies child, Independence, just before the chorus - Shoes on my feet, alf garnet, etc etc etc. And finally shaggy, Shake ya body - I cant type without fear of being deleted, however in the first verse towards the end, listen out for him rapping about doing someting unnatural to sheep. Ok let's here some more. They can be a good feed for a crowd to, I use the rock around the clock one and it always gets 'em creased up. Darren Take a listen to Music Matters, the Big Mix Entertainment podcast, featuring music from the Podsafe Music Network. Link to post Share on other sites
DjbigNige 0 Posted June 7, 2003 Report Share Posted June 7, 2003 two of my favorites are Sex Bomb Tom Jones 2nd line Infared semen flying through the night... Michael jackson & Paul McCartney - The Girl Is Mine 1st line... Every Night she washes my inbetweens Serving the South Of Essex with Professional "full time" DJ's. check out our website at seedsdiscos dot co dot uk Link to post Share on other sites
Ian Stewart 0 Posted June 7, 2003 Report Share Posted June 7, 2003 QUOTE (DjbigNige @ Jun 7 2003, 10:59 AM) two of my favorites are Sex Bomb Tom Jones 2nd line Infared semen flying through the night... I thought that was the correct lyrics Mobile Party DJ For Weddings Parties Corporate Events Covering London Essex Kent Sussex Surrey Bucckinghamshire Hertfordshire & Essex Link to post Share on other sites
DjbigNige 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 No here are the correct lyrics from Mr Jones "Sexbomb" track Spy on me baby use satellite Infrared to see me move through the night and here's where I got the link from http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby...20bomb%20lyrics bit sad really!!! Serving the South Of Essex with Professional "full time" DJ's. check out our website at seedsdiscos dot co dot uk Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 Hmm Paula's Favourite:- From Sister Sledge - We are Family:- "Just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom" Also slightly off topic but some of the parody's that used to appear during the 80's / 90's were far better than the original! Examples Include:- Weird Al Yankovic - I think we're a clone now (Tiffany, think were alone now) Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (Michael Jackson - Beat it ) - Sorry Ross! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana (Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit) Dennis Leary - Everybody's free (To smoke Winnieblues) - (Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear sunscreen) Link to post Share on other sites
mikeee 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 Ah, another Weird Al Fan, Have you tried Noel Murphy, in particual, Paddy and the Bricks. My misses wet her self when I played it. ..playing all the hits for you... ....whether you may be.... Why can't I see what i going on??? Link to post Share on other sites
Smooth Criminal Ross 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 QUOTE (Chris_Pointon @ Jun 8 2003, 03:41 PM) Hmm Paula's Favourite:- From Sister Sledge - We are Family:- "Just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom" Also slightly off topic but some of the parody's that used to appear during the 80's / 90's were far better than the original! Examples Include:- Weird Al Yankovic - I think we're a clone now (Tiffany, think were alone now) Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (Michael Jackson - Beat it ) - Sorry Ross! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/tongue.gif Weird Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana (Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit) Dennis Leary - Everybody's free (To smoke Winnieblues) - (Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's free to wear sunscreen) LOL! I have that song on my PC....its class Heres another one Weird Al Yankovic-Im Fat(michael jackson-Bad) Weird Al Yankovic-Star was paradoy gangsta rap heres a couple from me! Destinys child-im a survivor im a forgiver im a bus driver? Michael Jackson-Earth Song-What about africans, that i didnt even do Link to post Share on other sites
Dynamite Discos 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Report Share Posted June 8, 2003 (edited) What about shania twain - dont impress me much: I cant believe you kiss your **** at night (shld be car goodnight) or Uncle Cracker - follow me: Gonna swim thru your veins like a **** in the sea (rhymes with fish) Edited June 8, 2003 by Dynamite Discos Link to post Share on other sites
cavalierroadshow 0 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 what about celine dions my heart will go on she sing my hot dog will go on http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html/emoticons/dj.gif Link to post Share on other sites
cavalierroadshow 0 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 what about billy ocean when the going gets tough he sings go and get stuffed Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisPointon 0 Posted June 24, 2003 Report Share Posted June 24, 2003 Here's a few more:- Billy Ocean - Love Really Hurts... "Baby, nobody hurts me but you." Fleetwood Mac - Dreams.... "When the rain washes, you clean your nose" Wham - Club Tropicana.... "Club Tropicana, kids go free." Busted - Year 3000.... "One day when I came home at lunchtime I heard a funny noise Went out to the back yard to find out If it was one of those rent boys." Link to post Share on other sites
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