brianmole 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 And for my next trick, I will ask 4 questions which will reveal if your nut is working properly: Question 1: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Link to post Share on other sites
Gary 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (brianmole @ Sep 7 2005, 05:07 PM) Question 1: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Swap an A and an F for a D. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (Gary @ Sep 7 2005, 05:10 PM) QUOTE (brianmole @ Sep 7 2005, 05:07 PM) Question 1: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Swap an A and an F for a D. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/huh.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/wacko.gif Nope, it's a simple answer. Apparently 4 year olds can answer these questions http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Open the fridge put the giraffe in and close the door..............now what about getting an Elephant in Brian? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/smile.gif Link to post Share on other sites
RobbieD 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Open the door and put him in? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (paula @ Sep 7 2005, 05:52 PM) Open the fridge put the giraffe in and close the door..............now what about getting an Elephant in Brian? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/smile.gif Paula has read this one before! The correct answer was: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. Question 1 tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. Question 2 then: How do you put an elephant into the fridge? Link to post Share on other sites
paula 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 I shant answer as I know it all! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/rolleyes.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif So I guess that means I'm fit to be a pro http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
Eskie 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 I've heard this one years/decades ago http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/wacko.gif If I remember rightly it was you have to let the Giraffe out first so that the Elephant can get in! mind you, if the giraffe & the elephant are romantically attracted, then they might wanna share the fridge! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Anthony Winyard Entertainment www.awe-dj.co.uk, Entertaining London & the South-East! Click here to LIKE The Funky Penguin on Facebook. www.facebook.com/awe.dj Link to post Share on other sites
RobbieD 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 QUOTE (RobbieD @ Sep 7 2005, 05:52 PM)Open the door and put him in? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif QUOTE (brianmole @ Sep 7 2005, 05:58 PM)The correct answer was: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. Oh no, I forgot to shut the door! Now the giraffe won't get cold. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif Now I've got no chance of making it as a pro! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/014.gif QUOTE (brianmole @ Sep 7 2005, 05:58 PM)Question 2 then: How do you put an elephant into the fridge? You can't, because the giraffes already in there? Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 That's right: open the fridge, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through your previous actions. On to question 3: The Lion is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Link to post Share on other sites
jeffwall 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 The elephant coz he's in the fridge? GOT A FEELING IM GUNNA GET LAUGHED AT HERE!! Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif No, you are right - it's the Elephant who is in the fridge (this tests your memory). Ok, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Question 4: There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have access to a boat. What do you do? Link to post Share on other sites
cookiecat 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Use your fridge as a sub using the elephants trunk as a periscope http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/huh.gif Something witty goes here.. Link to post Share on other sites
Eskie 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 (edited) you swim across cos all the crocs are at the conference held by the Lion http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Edited September 7, 2005 by Eskie Anthony Winyard Entertainment www.awe-dj.co.uk, Entertaining London & the South-East! Click here to LIKE The Funky Penguin on Facebook. www.facebook.com/awe.dj Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Geco 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 You use the bridge!!!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif Damn im good http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/flirt.gif Bubbles Link to post Share on other sites
jeffwall 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 children gettin them right is true...ive just asked my 6 yr old daughter, and she 2 right out of the first three http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif Link to post Share on other sites
C.S 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 We are trying to be a pro what ? http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/tongue.gif I will try anything,once! The Cornish will arise again ! Manager of the Andy Harris Fan Club. Keep pasties Cornish Link to post Share on other sites
brianmole 0 Posted September 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 Answer: You jump into the river and swim across, as all the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting, and the afterparty if it's any good. This apparently tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/thumbup.gif The winner buys a round at PLASA!! http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/laugh.gif Link to post Share on other sites
jeffwall 0 Posted September 8, 2005 Report Share Posted September 8, 2005 QUOTE (brianmole @ Sep 8 2005, 10:36 AM) and the afterparty if it's any good. Not if im the DJ it wont be http://www.dj-forum.co.uk/html//emoticons/071.gif Link to post Share on other sites
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