a pressie for me? How nice. LOL

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right." the boy said. "But how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift over head, shook it, and said, "I bet I can

guess what it is. A box of candy." "That's right. But how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from little Bruce, son of the liquor store owner.

The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," little Bruce replied, with some excitement. The

teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," little Bruce replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, I give up, what is it? With great glee, little Bruce replied, "It's a puppy !"

 

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