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saw this in one of the google links on the forum and thought how good it was

 

 

DJSecrets

 

 

 

since i already know how to beat the bandit - police speed cameras and the male menopause I will take a rain check

 

 

 

Has anybody read his work ?

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" Learn how to negotiate with any DJ. "

 

That's me ruined then ....I dont haggle.

The oldest swinger in town....... probably. Happy Easter.. well I have seen easter eggs in the shops

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" Learn how to negotiate with any DJ. "

 

That's me ruined then ....I dont haggle.

 

 

no of course your not ruined,you just need to buy his secound book aimed at dj's"learn how to deal and negotiate with brides" . :bouncy:

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no of course your not ruined,you just need to buy his secound book aimed at dj's"learn how to deal and negotiate with brides" . :bouncy:

 

 

LOL including the "five must know answers you can give to telephone enquiries to guarantee business"

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I wonder what this one is then:

 

"This is fair warning to all the bad DJs out there. You will be revealed with just one phone call!"

 

Suggestions for candidates for that question welcomed!

 

Here's one by way of first submission:

"Will you be playing any Abba tracks?"

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"This is fair warning to all the bad DJs out there. You will be revealed with just one phone call!"

 

Suggestions for candidates for that question welcomed!

"Do you only play 78's?"

Drat! Caught out again :damn:

 

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"Do you use light boxes??"
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"Do you use light boxes??"

Nahhh mate, mine are all bloody heavy, why d'ya think I always stand bent over?

 

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"Do you have any fuzz lights?"
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"Do you have any fuzz lights?"
Yes, on the way to the venue I got stopped for speeding
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