bluejools 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 saw this in one of the google links on the forum and thought how good it was DJSecrets since i already know how to beat the bandit - police speed cameras and the male menopause I will take a rain check Has anybody read his work ? Link to post Share on other sites
durbanite 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I would like to think that all involved on this terrific site is part of the 20% :grouphug: Link to post Share on other sites
wizard 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Quote " Learn how to negotiate with any DJ. " That's me ruined then ....I dont haggle. The oldest swinger in town....... probably. Happy Easter.. well I have seen easter eggs in the shops Link to post Share on other sites
Dukesy 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Wonder how many are buying the 'advice' across the pond? Link to post Share on other sites
andyw 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) Quote " Learn how to negotiate with any DJ. " That's me ruined then ....I dont haggle. no of course your not ruined,you just need to buy his secound book aimed at dj's"learn how to deal and negotiate with brides" . :bouncy: Edited February 8, 2008 by andyw Link to post Share on other sites
old soul 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 no of course your not ruined,you just need to buy his secound book aimed at dj's"learn how to deal and negotiate with brides" . :bouncy: LOL including the "five must know answers you can give to telephone enquiries to guarantee business" Neil B Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Westcott 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 I wonder what this one is then: "This is fair warning to all the bad DJs out there. You will be revealed with just one phone call!" Suggestions for candidates for that question welcomed! Here's one by way of first submission: "Will you be playing any Abba tracks?" Link to post Share on other sites
analyst 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 "This is fair warning to all the bad DJs out there. You will be revealed with just one phone call!" Suggestions for candidates for that question welcomed! "Do you only play 78's?" Drat! Caught out again :damn: <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Westcott 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 "Do you use light boxes??" Link to post Share on other sites
Thats entertainment 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 " Is your name Peter Kay?" http://thatsentertainment.webeden.co.uk Dj's and Discos for all your needs PLI & PAT covered Est. 1988 Link to post Share on other sites
analyst 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 "Do you use light boxes??" Nahhh mate, mine are all bloody heavy, why d'ya think I always stand bent over? <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
robbiedj 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 How many rope lights do you use? You want me to play what? Secretary of NADJ, Member of SEDA Magic Moments.. making your moment magic Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Westcott 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 "Do you have any fuzz lights?" Link to post Share on other sites
analyst 0 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 "Do you have any fuzz lights?"Yes, on the way to the venue I got stopped for speeding <a href="http://www.djassociates.org"><img src="http://www.djassociates.org/anims/compres_banner.gif" alt="Join the DJ Associates Disc Jockey Association" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a> Link to post Share on other sites
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