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  1. madpup

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    Finish LINE - snow patrol
  2. Since flu season is just around the corner I thought that I would pass this on ........ Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build our immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands o
  3. madpup

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    HAPPY Valentine's Day outkast
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    Little LESS Sixteen Candles A Little More Touch Me : Fall out boy
  5. Friday joke from me and yes it's a dirty one, would you expect anything else? A man and his wife were having sex one day when their 5 year old son walked in on them. The little boy asked his father, "Dad, what are you doing to mommy?" The man thinking quickly said, "Remember how you always wanted a little brother, well I am putting one in mommy for you. " The little boy was pleased with his response so he retreated back to his room. The next day the man came home from work. He saw his son sitting on the porch crying. The man asked, "Son, what are you crying about?" The
  6. madpup

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    Busted - WHAT I Go to School For
  7. Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn't that obvious?’) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the
  8. Pinched of course,lol A firefighter is working on an engine outside the station when he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk, in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat
  9. madpup

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    Rockers Revenge Confusion WALKING On Sunshine
  10. A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." Â The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergaste
  11. First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students
  12. RING ANY BELLS LADIES????? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes
  13. madpup

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    It ONLY Hurts When I'm Breathing- Shania Twain
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    Red Hot Chili Peppers - RIGHT On Time
  15. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she Should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going To marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out Later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is Good to get marr
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