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Funny Story.....

17 August 2012 - 02:56 PM

I was asked for a track by john holt called Help me make it through the night by a wedding guest...

me..."hmmm, hold on I'll look on my database.....no sorry I don't seem to have it"

her..."why not?, every DJ has that song, it was a huge hit"

me..."well i don't but if you give me a minute I can download it (Iphone Technology)...No, sorry it doesn't seem to exist online either, Kris Kristofferson has a version though"

her..."nope. thats no good, has to be John holt, why doesn't it exist online?, it was really popular, all dj's carry it, what kind of DJ are you not to have it, why isn't it on the internet?"

me...(by now i was a little bored) "I don't know madam, I'll ask the inventers of the web why it isn't there"

her..."you do that, it should be online, don't understand why it isn't"

Funny Stories From Your Gigs

27 June 2012 - 02:26 PM

Not sure this has been done but everyone has a funny story from their years of experience so I'll start.

The groom asking me to play some music whilst the entire party and staff waited outside the hotel for the fire brigade to give us the all clear to return after fire alarm sounded, he genuinely wanted me to return to the hall and carry on playing so that his guests in the car park didn't get bored.

Killer Or Filler

05 April 2012 - 10:23 AM

Those tracks that work one week and then fail completelt the week after, for no apparent reason

My input

B52's Loveshack

Barry White Firt last and everything